Hello. This is Charlie Trotter.
Here lies my internet scrapbook/bully-pulpit. Below are some actions you can take.
ACTIONABLE ITEMS: Read my comic (retired). Follow me on Twitter. Watch my videos.
Script Notes
OPEN
*Ramstein’s Du Hast music video plays.*
Du
Du hast
Du hast Mitch
Du hast Mitch (cut to Mitch Hedberg saying “Dufrane” in stand up act)
Du hast Mitch “Dufrane”
Du hast Mitch “Dufrane”
BIG GUITAR PART
REST OF SONG LIKE THAT
CLOSE
Objectivity
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Me:
Andrea and the girls just pulled out of the drive headed for Odessa. What now?
My Boss:
Distract yourself by throwing yourself on your work.
This is why I wish my friend, Will, didn’t protect his toots.
She eats like a man. I love her so much.
Just so we're clear:
A company called David and Goliath is ordering one man to Cease and Desist using the phrase “drama queen.”
Someone has crossed the metaphoric streams. Before we all turn inside-out, I’d like to say it’s been a real pleasure knowing you.
(Fig. 1)
i am your canadian boyfriend: The Chicken Incident
You may have noticed I like to draw pictures of animals with little bits of “trivia” underneath them. They make me very happy. A while back, friends expressed interest in purchasing merchandise with these drawings on them. So, I opened my very own Zazzle store. I’ve sold t-shirts, prints, and…
If all of @sween’s throngs dedicated even half our lunch hour to posting our own “Drama Queen™©®” T-Shirts to Zazzle and Cafe Press, we could keep the David and Goliath gang busy sending Cease and Desist emails for weeks.
from persistent pyramids - anatoly zenkov
Totally photoshopped.
The final bone pieces arrived today. Now begins the final stage of restoration.
Test of my Blurry Cell Photos of Bad Drawings Of My Tweets Webcomic idea.
