Hello. This is Charlie Trotter.

Here lies my internet scrapbook/bully-pulpit. Below are some actions you can take.

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Script Notes

OPEN

*Ramstein’s Du Hast music video plays.*

Du

Du hast

Du hast Mitch

Du hast Mitch (cut to Mitch Hedberg saying “Dufrane” in stand up act)

Du hast Mitch “Dufrane”

Du hast Mitch “Dufrane”

BIG GUITAR PART

REST OF SONG LIKE THAT

CLOSE

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Objectivity

    Me: Andrea and the girls just pulled out of the drive headed for Odessa. What now?

    My Boss: Distract yourself by throwing yourself on your work.
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This is why I wish my friend, Will, didn’t protect his toots.

This is why I wish my friend, Will, didn’t protect his toots.

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She eats like a man. I love her so much.

She eats like a man. I love her so much.

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I deleted it. It felt mean. And I felt bad.

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Just so we're clear:

A company called David and Goliath is ordering one man to Cease and Desist using the phrase “drama queen.

Someone has crossed the metaphoric streams. Before we all turn inside-out, I’d like to say it’s been a real pleasure knowing you.

(Fig. 1)

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jennilee:

from persistent pyramids - anatoly zenkov

Totally photoshopped.

jennilee:

from persistent pyramids - anatoly zenkov

Totally photoshopped.

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The final bone pieces arrived today. Now begins the final stage of restoration.

The final bone pieces arrived today. Now begins the final stage of restoration.

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Test of my Blurry Cell Photos of Bad Drawings Of My Tweets Webcomic idea.

Test of my Blurry Cell Photos of Bad Drawings Of My Tweets Webcomic idea.

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