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Euros for urine, pounds for poop
My favorite press releases are the ones from Tripadvisor, which frequently polls its customers on the most pressing travel issues of the day. This week’s poll, in response to the news that RyanAir plans to charge passengers to use its airplane potties:
Would you fly on an airline that charges a fee to access the bathroom?
Yes, if the flight was inexpensive enough = 19%
Yes, regardless of the price of the flight = 3%
No = 78%My follow-up questions for RyanAir:
Do all bathroom trips cost the same, or will passengers be charged per damage done?
Which routes are expected to generate the greatest pay-to-pee income stream?
Have British airport concessionaires started stocking the Stadium Pal?Got any more? Here I come, Pulitzer …
I wonder what it costs to poop in the isle.
