Nathanael helping me register my iPod online
- Me: It's making me choose a job title from a drop-down menu. What's that got to do with anything?
- Nathanael: Just do what it says.
- Me: **scandalized harrumph** Why isn't "Beloved Humorist" on this list?
- Nathanael: Because Garrison Keillor doesn't have enough iPods to warrant it.